What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
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