Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

When do astronauts eat?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?