What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
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