Why did the tomato turn red?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Where do mermaids see movies?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why was the mime upset?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do cats eat for breakfast?