What do you call a Zen egg?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.