Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Where do ants go to eat?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?