Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?