Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why are all priests fit?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?