What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What is the color of the wind?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What is the coolest country?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What birds make average students?

What kind of bird can write?

Why do trees hate going to school?