What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?