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Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What do you eat on July 5th?