What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why are winter days great?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What fish only swims at night?