Why are construction workers so good at parties?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

How does a cow do math?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?