How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What's a dog's favorite city?