Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's the noisiest food?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?