Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

When do cows get tired?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?