Which family member has tusks?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?