Which celebrity always frowns?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why did the fish blush?

How do amoebas make calls?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?