Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you find at the end of everything?

How do you make a cow float?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?