What do you call the king of vegetables?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?