What did the painter say to the wall?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

A book just fell on my head.

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What is another name for a cow?

Why do cats love to work?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?