Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
What do cows like to dance to?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
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