What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What words make the best athletes?

Which bug is related to you?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What fish only swims at night?

What does Santa order at the bar?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?