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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the snake cross the road?