What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Which state is the cleanest?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why was the cow afraid?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Where would you find an elephant?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?