What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?