What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call a vacation at home?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?