What animal floats best?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?