Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?