What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is the most faithful insect?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
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