What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
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