What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How can you make 7 even?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
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