What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
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