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A golden receiver.
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What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
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What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
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