What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do eggs end a TV show?
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