What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
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