What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do you talk to a giant?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How does a cow do math?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What math figure is also in the band?
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