What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why is spring the oddest season?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
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