Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What does a dog say before eating?
What insect runs away from everything?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
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