Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Surprise!!!!
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How does a witch play loud music?
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