What do elves learn in school?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why are goats so funny?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?