Why do kids love theater classes?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did you learn in school today, son?