What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What is a tire's stance on economics?