What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?