What do you call a pig thief?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?