Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the elk have great hair?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Where do polar bears vote?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?