What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why do cows go to New York?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?