Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did autumn say to summer?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What tree has the most bark?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why are baseball games at night?