What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why did the frog starve?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?