What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?