How much money does a skunk have?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

How does a squid go into battle?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?