Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

When is Dad's bedtime?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do farmers do on February 14th?