What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?