What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Did you know about April 1st?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call a hairless poodle?