What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's the noisiest food?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where do actors go to pray?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
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