Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What season begins with a thud?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What is the color of the wind?

Someone stole my mood ring!

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?