My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

It's allergy season again?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?