What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?