What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Which insect makes the best father?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do golfers hate cake?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why was the bee sad?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?