Why did the baby cookie cry?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How can you make 7 even?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?