What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
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