What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
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What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why was the mime upset?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
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What kind of pants do fish wear?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
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