What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What type of car do planets buy?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
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