Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

When should you start writing a book?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?