Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What do you call a silly hill?

What dogs are always lying to you?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?