What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do bees gossip?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
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