Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Which cats love to be petted?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What vegetables make the best music?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

How did the tree get lost?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?