Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?