Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do cows say on NYE?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?