What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
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