What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
Why do bees buzz?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
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