What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a short cow?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Which relative loves rice?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
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