What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What does winter fat turn into?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's a decade's favorite sport?