What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
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