What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?