There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Where do birds go to drink?