What do you call a cow with two legs?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Where do ships always get stuck?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.