← Back to Animals
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Animals

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

He gets splinters in his mouth.

More Animals Jokes

Trending Jokes

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Education

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

You Might Also Like

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Outdoors

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Discover More Jokes

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Animals

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!