What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What's the holiest insect?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call an Irish spider?