What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you call a flying police officer?