What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What fairy loves to count?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?