What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
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