What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What condiment has wings?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
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