Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
I broke my finger!
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What was the first animal in space?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's a horse's favorite car?
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