What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What's black and white and red all over?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you call a cow with two legs?