What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why was the musician arrested?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?