Do you have the best ceiling?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

How do you get kids to do something?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?