How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

How is cat food sold?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

How does a barber get to work?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What dog never pays attention in class?