I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?