What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did summer say to spring?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
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