Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Which insect is the smartest?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?