What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which family member has tusks?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
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