What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?