What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why was the spider so smart?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?