What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?