What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?