Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is the coolest country?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Which subject has two parts?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?