What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why was the dog so popular?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?