What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What table can you never sit at?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

How do snowmen get information?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?