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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is a table you can eat?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Do dads always snore?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How do bees get to school?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What does a cat go to sleep on?