Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?