What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why is furniture so generous?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why do rhinos charge?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?