What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you call the king of vegetables?