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Why are all priests fit?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?