What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
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Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
When do cows get tired?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which family member has tusks?
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