Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How does a penguin build its house?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
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