Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What sport can waiters play really well?
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