Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
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