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What's the noisiest food?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?