Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
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