Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call stolen cheese?
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Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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