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Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why are fish such good architects?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Where do pigs learn magic?

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