Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
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