Why did the mirror cross the road?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why are all priests fit?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why do bees buzz?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?