Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?