Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?