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What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Families are like fudge.

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why was the fabric always laughing?