What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?