Do dads always snore?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

When do cows get tired?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

We had a discussion about roses.

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?