What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?