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What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the bread do on vacation?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why is money so stubborn?