Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Where do horses reside?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?