What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

How do bears keep cool?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?