What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
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