What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?