What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is blue and not heavy?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
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