How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

I broke my finger!