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What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?