What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What does Santa order at the bar?

How do scientists grow fruit?