Which insect makes the best father?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where do polar bears store their money?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?