Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What do you call siblings who love math?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's the scariest letter?