What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why was the mime upset?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

How does a cow do math?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Where do automobiles have picnics?