Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How do billboards talk?

Where do actors go to pray?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What fairy loves to count?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?