What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What condiment has wings?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?