Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What does Santa call Christmastime?