What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What's the holiest insect?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?