What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Which fly makes films?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
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