What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which fly makes films?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
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