Where do books sleep?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?