What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do two skunks argue?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
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