Why do porcupines always win the game?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?