What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where does water do all its banking?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?