When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What do you call a short cow?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
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