When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
When do mice play every day?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the spider so smart?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
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