Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How did the toad die?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What instrument did the door play in the band?