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What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?