What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?