Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?