How did the pirate call his mother?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?