Do dads always snore?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why are cars magic?

Why are frogs always happy?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?